Useless and fictional trivia
With thanks to Prue for drawing my attention to this little puppy:
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Deckchair guru!
- Deckchair guru is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
- Deckchair guru will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
- Deckchair guru is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
- The liquid inside deckchair guru can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
- The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal deckchair guru!
- There are more than two hundred different kinds of deckchair guru!
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become deckchair guru on New Year’s Day.
- Deckchair guru is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by deckchair guru.
- Deckchair guru can taste with his feet.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Velausanakha!
1. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear velausanakha had to pay a special velausanakha tax!
2. Contrary to popular belief, velausanakha is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
3. Snow White’s coffin was made of velausanakha.
4. Women shoplift four times more frequently than velausanakha.
5. Velausanakha can last longer without water than a camel can.
6. Velausanakha is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
7. The only planet that rotates on its side is velausanakha.
8. The first velausanakha was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
9. Only twelve people have ever set foot on velausanakha.
10. The patron saint of velausanakha is Saint Eugenie.
1. Vee has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
2. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Vee!
3. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Vee!
4. Vee can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
5. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Vee, and 400 times smaller!
6. Vee is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
7. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Vee.
8. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Vee!
9. The liquid inside Vee can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
10. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Vee!